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November 29, 2014

Do they know it’s End of Year?

It’s End of Year — there’s no need to be afraid
At End of Year we banish fun so we save some face.
With our balance of plenty we can spread a smile of joy
To the market analysts at End of Year!

But say a prayer: pray for the worker bees—
At End of Year, it’s hard keeping them appeased.
There’s a world outside their window and it’s a world of Christmas fun
With so much to share and much to give and peace for everyone.

But the Christmas bells that ring there won’t be heard in the workplace
Well tonight thank God it’s them who’re slaving away!

And there won’t be cheer among the staff this Christmas time:
The greatest gift they’ll get’s a hearty slap.
Where paycheques never grow; no glee will ever show—
Do they know it’s End of Year at all?

Here’s to you: and the profits you enjoy!
Here’s to them: how few can we employ?
Do they know it’s End of Year at all?

Save more money

Save more money

Save more money:
Cut all costs and squeeze the staff again!
Raise productivity:
Slash those budgets then slash them again!
Make owners happy:
Let them know it’s cutback time again!

Posted by Isaac at November 29, 2014 5:55 PM