July 1, 2015
Livin’ on a Prayer (Programmer’s edition)
– to the tune of “Livin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi
Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Albert used to work in a box
Deadlines set in stone
No way to readjust: it’s tough, so tough
Betty plans the project all day
Working for “the man”, she has the final say
For GA—for GA
She says we’ve got to move on
Use all we’ve got
For we can make a difference
If we pick the right spot
We’ve got each other
And that’s a lot
For agile—we’ll give it a shot
Whoa—we’re halfway there
Whoa—coding in a pair
Take my ’board: eliminate the swerr
Whoa—coding in a pair
Albert’s got his Martin in stock
SOLID principles
Is what he used to walk the talk—hot stuff, great stuff
Betty dreams of better ways:
Cross-functional teams
And best practices—she gives the okay: let’s play
We’ve got to move on
Use all we’ve got
For we can make a difference
If we pick the right spot
We’ve got each other
And that’s a lot
For agile—we’ll give it a shot
Whoa—we’re halfway there
Whoa—coding in a pair
Take my ’board: eliminate the swerr
Whoa—coding in a pair
Coding in a pair
We’ve got to move on ready or not
We live for the scrum when that’s all that we’ve got
Whoa—we’re halfway there
Whoa—coding in a pair
Take my ’board: eliminate the swerr
Whoa—coding in a pair
Posted by Isaac at July 1, 2015 10:09 AM